Mr. Cranky Pants Strikes Again
Well, kids, nothing severe to report this time, but because I promised to publicly log everything that Mr. Cranky Pants does to us (or tries to do to us), here's our latest report from about 15 minutes ago: Mr. Cranky Pants attempted to "intimidate" my husband by staring him down with evil eyes. My husband had to run to and from his car a few times to find some stuff, and Mr. Cranky Pants shot him nasty looks the whole time. Happy Holidays, Mr. Cranky Pants! Keep on spreading that good-hearted holiday spirit. I mean, you are one of this town's finest, most upstanding citizens, right?
Anyway, Kids, don't you fear--most of the people in this town ARE fine, upstanding citizens. It's too bad even one bad apple has to mar the reputation of this place. But I guess every town has a Mr. Cranky Pants, right?
At least Mr. Cranky Pants did not try to talk to us--otherwise we would have grounds to institute the restraining order (a.k.a. peace order), as we have grounds to do because we served him with a "cease and desist" letter a few months ago. Unfortunately, trying to be intimindating and shooting someone nasty looks is not criteria for a peace order, so I guess the games will continue into 2008.